Some of California’s finest views: rocky sea cliffs, roaring surf, sandy coves, wildlife, historic towns - and Keanan Thayer regurgitating, burping and sleeping for most of it.
Our
day began in Buellton with a coffee and Thayer’s first spew before we hit
Highway 1. We stopped at Hearst Castle built by the famous media mogul William
Hearst in the early 1900’s. The castle/ranch is the second biggest private
property in the US. Hearst wasn’t what you would call an introvert, the gregarious
old chap actually fitted 22 carat gold to his pool tiles. One of our companions
on the tour, a lovely 16 year old boy asked many a fine question and provided
loads of laughs for us later when trying to re-create his accent and the five
mentions of ‘ummmmm’ ‘like’ and ‘totally awesome’ that preceded every sentence.
Elephant
seals, feral squirrels and enormous seagulls that would have been much cooler
if they were the condors we hoped to see made up all the wildlife seen on the
drive, but this didn’t matter as the scenery alone was like, ummm, totally
awesome.
The
drive which took four hours included about 10 stops at different townships in
search of the elusive North American bread roll. Malena had all but given up on
life itself, repeating over and over “just find me a McDonalds Jon”, before Jon
Buchanan came through with the goods.
A
giant billboard of Kenny Loggins was a sign of things to come as Malena took
the wheel for the first time and the team headed into the ‘danger zone’ that is
San Fran.
Hey..if you're hanging in San Fran for a few days, go check this bar out. Its a hole in the wall with the craziest bar tender
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Al
Waitress ordered? Dishes out in 2.5 minutes? Chinese? hmmm might have been rejected orders! Other's loss, your gain =D
ReplyDeleteWhat gorgeous scenery Malena... great view to drive along to.
Evie